Synthetic boy band 37 Degrees made a surprise live performance at MCB Follies this year. Before a screaming hoard of desperate graduate students, 37 Degrees performed their new single “I Want to Graduate.” You may recognize the song as a parody of the Backstreet Boys single “I Want it That Way.”
You may also recognize one of the members of 37 Degrees as Nate Krefman, a graduate student in the Drubin/Barnes Lab! The other participants in this transient complex are fellow MCB graduate students Phil Cleves and Andrew Glazer from Craig Miller’s Lab (also from “I’m Bringin’ Stickleback”), Alec Sexton from Cathy Collins’ Lab (also from “Grad School Pressure”), and Brock Roberts from Henk Roelink’s Lab (also from “Vol II: How to Do a DNA Mini-Prep (Molecular and Cell Biology Training Video Series”).
37 DEGREES is Nate Krefman, Phil Cleves, Andrew Glazer, Alec Sexton, & Brock Roberts
CONCEPT: Meru S.
LYRICS: Meru S. & Nate Krefman
PRE-RECORDED VOCALS: Nate Krefman
LIVE VOCALS: 37 Degrees
CAMERA: David McCleary
SLIDESHOW & VIDEO EDITING: Nate Krefman
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LYRICS:
Nate:
It is my fire —
my one desire.
Believe when I say:
I want to graduate.
Phil:
But we are two worlds apart,
Just years from the start.
It’s your fate:
You’ll never graduate.
All:
Tell me when…
I’m begging my committee.
Tell me when…
Be in grad school till I’m fifty.
Tell me when…
You never wanna hear me say:
I want to graduate
Andrew:
It will be so wrong,
If this just goes on.
Please don’t come too late.
Cuz I want to graduate.
All:
Tell me when…
All my friends are wearing Polo.
Tell me when…
But I’m still dressing like a hobo.
Tell me when…
You never wanna hear me say:
I want to graduate.
Phil:
Now I can see that you wanna depart —
But not if it’s up to me. Yeah.
No matter your progress,
I want you to know,
There’s no way you’ll ever leave.
Alec:
It is my fire —
My one desire.
Nate:
Ph.D…
Andrew:
Ph.D…
Alec:
Ph.D…
Brock:
Ph.D…
Phil:
You never hear me!
All:
I’m ready for my thesis.
I could even do a defense.
I never wanna hear you say:
You’ll never graduate.
All:
Tell me when…
This stipend ain’t a salary.
Tell me when…
I wanna get better pay.
Tell me when…
You never wanna hear me say:
I want to graduate.
Nate:
Cuz I want to graduate…